Er Christmas in Rome Er Christmas
Yes, they get p 'celebrations of Christmas ...
all I know happy, I know everyone happy ... I know all good men ... more
Instead I rode my butt er and become even more shit, it is possible.
at Christmas if you fill the house of parents, uncles, aunts, cousins, cousins, nephews, grandparents, uncles, pro-, pro-aunts, all of, all people who see only two reasons for example, holidays or funerals.
Tap Mettes the cards on the chest eg remembering names.
24 er I mean if it starts from morning Arzo just me, my mother's side the co rigmarole .... gone down, not even me sit eg at breakfast that the complaining party ... "Remember that Christmas Eve is er 24, er 24 then, FISH ..." look at me je even in his sleep and say "A ma 'I'm to have breakfast, I can magna' them biscuits or milk there I dunk the bass? "
short, at home there is n'armata de hungry, people who think that by na nun magna life aspetteno er cor Christmas poison, are from mid November to salads pe 'not spoil your appetite. So, now my house are no longer spending ar detail.
year last took 123 sqm and 83 sqm of mediterranean baltic sea de ... I can only tell you that I was Grandma eg flour and fry Findus Capitan er, 'I'm cojone was a step in the space of sea that had bought, he co' vessel of the fucking blue.
There are people who magna pe 'knows the worst tricks ... usually for dinner after a de par de slacceno course if the city ... my uncle last year pe care 'relatives has run presented in suit: it does not compress and bit' magna 'de more!
Well, dinner runs, if it ends de magna 'and it's time for presents ...
In all the families there is one that wills is the educated, well he did stink in second grade pe ... and then you hear me er aunt who gives gifts to the husband of her sister and says je ... "Here, have a nice CARDIGAN" I fear c'aveva uncle was a golden retriever in the Caucasus, opened with terror ... co je ago then a sigh: "Ah! Majone with a button ... I had taken na fear. "
Fiuuu! escaped danger! Still she is busy making gifts to grandchildren, and will make you ... "Keep a good book, that culture is important."
"ZI, will also be important, but it presents me 'The 3 Musketeers' that I've got 45 years, what the fuck you de culture that I do ..."
But the best thing, which goes against everything that is said on television, so 'the gifts of the grandmother. I know that Co-year sentimo of the euro has risen around: those who had five thousand pounds, mo in our minds, I know ... 5 € Yes, if you care about that shit er ...
My grandmother gave me 50 000 pounds before, if one waits mò 50 € ... But no! You if you have a co piece 20, a piece of 5 and 50, 20 and 10 cents ... you would be Daje na sediata.
My grandmother is the real answer to the problem of Italian €!
Then the people go home, but er worst is yet to be veni.
Er worse is 25!
the night I do not sleep ... so 'tense ... nervous ... Preparations for the 25
dall'Immacolata start. If the women meet and decide whether to bring ... Famo Famo that not ... Agendas co recipes, episodes recorded test of the cook ... if in the end it always ends in magna 'the same things.
you get up in the morning, come into the kitchen and see there were not even in experience 'on cold fusion. Just try to enter 'you are "THAT YOU ?"... . "No, that vojo, a glass of water" ... "NO, MO aspects ..."... eren so miss the Vietcong. Then always seems that something happened, I know all their faces desperate co ... You scared, we're ill and ask, "what happened ?"...
"Let's ..." "... how to leave you? Vojo sape '! Hey, I know things Famija, I've got the right Sapello de ... You look at his face destroyed co ... and you say "... the sauce has the lumps ..."...
ANNATEVENE MA ASS YOU A FAN AND LI LUMPS!
For 30 years, er er 25 which has the set menu ... and not only that. The worst thing that little 'happens is the double table: a large pei pei and one small.
gave me cock boy ar ... but now I just do smadonnà ...
last year found the table that if semo er smaller c'aveva 25 years ... People who are into vintage guera, CO 2 divorces people ..., but always relegated to the BOARD OF SMALL.
The only thing is that 2 years is also part we give them knives.
Then as if in the main hall, known that de er brother, uncle, er 24 c'aveva the suit, submitted today has run the co tunic that has cheated on a window cleaner at the traffic lights.
Below is strictly bare, sawing the pants! And which has the happy face. Do you understand that yes strategist, er Bonaparte cholesterol!
Er lunch is over, if you count the survivors, if it clears, if you wash the dishes and then ... then ... if that turns from white to green tovaja ... if it begins to play 'cards! And what if he plays? to seven and a half? NO! If he plays a BEAST! Er game infamy, all against all.
Er typical when a plate arrives co de de na forty euros.
Command cups. Te er thou hast three dry .... knock ... six of hand you feel like a lion ... you just knock her grandmother. You say .... "I only want good grandmother, raised me, I'm quiet ...", change 2 cards. T'entrano trumps other t'entra but not a load. A little 'fear of you do, but flaunts security. The
old should not see the slightest disturbance in you, I like dogs ... thou hast you feel fear.
Then share: cast er load money. I will you grandma magna de col 2 cups. You begin to sweat and cool you say "no, do not ave the little 'no, not me some' bad luck so ...." But he is doing? Cala Copponi er ... . Then co look fake sorry you said: "Your grandmother is er de Bello game ..."
Butti er 3 smadonnante happy and she throws er 5 to swords, which you c'avevi er 4. I mean you grandmother gave you manna in the beast ... 'Cci suaa!
me my father stopped me just in time, I was the je na lamata eg, from ...
me already then you make lousy gifts ripii them as well ... Then you say you put them to the hospice!
However, if game playing is now part of dinner and the rhetorical question: "some dinner?" And there people who still er which has the courage of de yes ..... Then that is Vord Division dinner-dinner-dinner ... I know last year I'm sure Uncle trial was put on seat 24 and has run raised er ... er 2
But in the end it is time de salut ... and the usual rigamarole, "If we see too little. Tap organized 'more often ... "See if that makes you grandfather du accounts and says ... 'Aho' er that counting Christmas
streets' na once a year, the next time they should ...."
And that's part of a resounding "ANNATEVENE UN PO 'FFA .... EVERYONE! "
How nice family Christmas ... er
Well, joking aside .... a late Merry Christmas to all! This year will be the renewed faith than in previous years, will air, but Christmas I've lived so well, do it all again the day yesterday, and because even the 24! And even if there are three days at my house in and out of people (tomorrow verrannno aunts that are not seen in years !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! still in shock!), this Christmas was really nice to spend, especially since I can say I have spent with my "family" (in the widest sense of the word !.... just needed a little person that you know I love you now and stuffing for us all! TVB!). Another mega
Merry Christmas dear travelers! Marisa
PS next year, please give the show because I waited a year to stay sottto your home and you stood me up! Eeehhh .... there are more non-know-who for a time ...